The Bulwark family would like to send the very best of wishes to you and your family this holiday season. We hope you make great memories with those you love as you prepare for the new year, with new beginnings.

Christmas is in 8 days.  All of the “12 Days of Christmas” lists started 4 days ago.  We’ve purposely waited a few days to give you the “12 Days of Christmas You DON’T Want To See Under Your Tree”.

#12 The worst ugly Christmas sweater from eBay you can possibly imagine.

Especially if it came with a Jack Black impersonator.

Ugly Christmas Sweater

#11 Gym membership from husband.

Gym Membership Gift Certificate

#10 Justin Bieber mechandise.

Unless your name happens to be Annie Cushing.

Justin Bieber Doll Set

#9 Sex For Dummies book from wife.

New and updated 3rd Edition, because getting the first 2 wasn’t enough in previous years.

Sex For Dummies, 3rd Edition

#8 Gift card to AA from Santa with a 6-pack of non-alcoholic beer.

Non-Alcholic Beer and AA Membership

#7 Court ordered Subpoena with 5 days to reply.

Especially if your lawyer is in the Bahamas until after New Years.

#6 Fruitcake

Enough Said

#5 A recluse spider in your stocking.

Very common in areas around Tulsa, OK.  Maybe coal isn’t such a bad option!

Brown Recluse Spider (Courtesy: lakeneosho.org)

#4 Unused tickets to the Neverland Ranch.

Includes shiny right-handed glove and “live” meet and greet with its original owner.

Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch (Courtesy: the PASSION blog)

#3 An all expense paid tour of one of BP’s oil rigs.

They’ll even let you play with the fire hose.

BP Oil Rig

#2 An imitation iPad that runs Windows 7.

Fake iPad with Windows OS (Courtesy: coated.com)

#1 An ant farm.

I mean, come on!  How enraged would you be if you actually got an ant farm!?  Unless your name is Thomas Ballantyne, then it might look good next to your scorpion aquarium.

Ant Farm

Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Bulwark Exterminating.  Your Loco Pest Control – Tulsa, OK.

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Roaches and Spiders eliminated,  Another happy Tulsa Bulwark Exterminating Customer

I am glad I called Bulwark for my roach and spider problem back in 2005. We initially had a stubborn roach infestation and we tried to handle it ourselves with over the counter pesticides. Unfortunately, we got no where. We then turned to Bulwark. Our technician Ed Sakugawa came by on a regular basis to ensure these pest were no longer an issue… We had the service for about a year or two and then we stopped thinking, hey we do not have bugs so we do not need the service. Yeah, we did not have bugs for a few months, but then we were back to where we started. I did not hesitate in calling Bulwark again and request for Mr. Sakugawa. Mr. Sakugawa is very attentive to our needs and is very courteous. With his service on a regular basis, I know we do not have to worry about bugs at my house.?

fabs - Jun 24, 2009

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