12 Days of Christmas You DON’T Want To See Under Your Tree
Christmas is in 8 days. All of the “12 Days of Christmas” lists started 4 days ago. We’ve purposely waited a few days to give you the “12 Days of Christmas You DON’T Want To See Under Your Tree”.
#12 The worst ugly Christmas sweater from eBay you can possibly imagine.
Especially if it came with a Jack Black impersonator.
Ugly Christmas Sweater
#11 Gym membership from husband.
Gym Membership Gift Certificate
#10 Justin Bieber mechandise.
Unless your name happens to be Annie Cushing.
Justin Bieber Doll Set
#9 Sex For Dummies book from wife.
New and updated 3rd Edition, because getting the first 2 wasn’t enough in previous years.
Sex For Dummies, 3rd Edition
#8 Gift card to AA from Santa with a 6-pack of non-alcoholic beer.
Non-Alcholic Beer and AA Membership
#7 Court ordered Subpoena with 5 days to reply.
Especially if your lawyer is in the Bahamas until after New Years.
#6 Fruitcake
Enough Said
#5 A recluse spider in your stocking.
Very common in areas around Tulsa, OK. Maybe coal isn’t such a bad option!
Brown Recluse Spider (Courtesy: lakeneosho.org)
#4 Unused tickets to the Neverland Ranch.
Includes shiny right-handed glove and “live” meet and greet with its original owner.
Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch (Courtesy: the PASSION blog)
#3 An all expense paid tour of one of BP’s oil rigs.
They’ll even let you play with the fire hose.
BP Oil Rig
#2 An imitation iPad that runs Windows 7.
Fake iPad with Windows OS (Courtesy: coated.com)
#1 An ant farm.
I mean, come on! How enraged would you be if you actually got an ant farm!? Unless your name is Thomas Ballantyne, then it might look good next to your scorpion aquarium.
Ant Farm
Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Bulwark Exterminating. Your Loco Pest Control – Tulsa, OK.
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December 17, 2010 - 10:30 PM
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January 5th, 2011 at 11:01 am
all photos are funny. LOL
happy new year!
thank you.
thanks for this great article
Sex For Dummies book and a avatar on the book is the best
December 29th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
That is one of the best ugly sweaters I have seen in a while.
December 22nd, 2010 at 12:21 am
Thanks Steve for the shout out!… I think. I wouldn’t make too much fun of Dennis from eBay. Did you ask him how much they’ve sold in ugly sweaters this season? … He’s laughing all the way to the bank!